23 Ways To Annoy People In A Lift


1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air
in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting
off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re
one of THEM” – and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have
new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”

This is beautiful!

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?'



The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.'





Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'




Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.


T he mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'



Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She lay down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.




It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Lying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:



'Dear Mom,


I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this le tter I think Gabriel is the name o f the angel who is going to drop this l etter off to you. God sa id for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.


Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper.. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore the cancer is all gone.. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?


you are so perfect
through my eyes you are so charming
you make me always adore you
with every step i take, i am thinking about you
i cannot imagine my life without your love
please never leave me for i cannot face life without you
only together with you i will make it
you are my blood, you are my heart, you are my life
you make me complete
oh my love, you are so perfect
you held my hand when i was down and weak
you whispered words, and drove my worries away'

'Poklen' is a prejorative term commonly used to describe a group of young stereotypical teens in Brunei, who are influenced with a bad taste in fashion, who are seemingly low educated and who speak and write aggravatingly. One of the reasons that describe a "poklen" is their hypocritical behaviour and high-ego. Mostly they try to act "cool" and independent among themselves and try to 'show-off' and imitate others and other sub-cultures from the western style.

This community has caused minor controversies among the teenagers in Brunei. "Poklen"s, who's collective age range from their adolescent years to late teens, are usually centralised in the Gadong area and derived from most areas along the Bandar area (Bandar Seri Begawan) and (Kampong Ayer). They usually loiter around central businesses area and shopping centres (i.e The Mall,Yayasan Complex).

Poklens, who are basically males, are also considered as 'stalkers'[citation needed]. They normally hang-out in groups and flirt with attractive girls for their intention to impress them, but are misinterpreted by their immature attitude. They love to stalk girls on instant messenger programs and use the advantage to introduce themselves and propose to them instantly (to form a relationship) but without consideration. Most of the girls encountered would reject.

Contents [hide]
1 Distinguishing between Melbourne Shuffle
2 Use of Language
3 Origin of the Term
4 See also
5 References

Distinguishing between Melbourne Shuffle
Melbourne Shuffle is a dance originated from Melbourne, Australia. Melbourne shuffle is quite popular among the youth in Brunei. Melbourne shuffle is labeled as Poklen.

Use of Language
Poklens have established their own way of speaking, which is a combination of words and dialects to form a mixture of broken English and Village-Malay (Ghetto-Malay). They usually have a style of writing words that are found to be extremely annoying to others. That is because they exaggeratedly type in words that constitute a sentence of misspellings, mixed capitilisations and short letters with an expression of an "X" or a "Z" at the end of each word.

Example of Words/Expressions:

1. AhaKz
2. MuAHaX
3. HeKz,HeKz
4. APaKnZ (Apakan)
5. bHaPazx (Bahapa)
6. C0oLzZZzz
7. hYEz
8. OitZzZ
9. cHuPPy2z (Capi-capi)
10. MiHeRzZ
11. LeFuckZz (Lepak)

Example of a sentence written by a typical Poklen:

"Uitzzz. U aDa BoyPren Udhz?? mE aLuM pLangZ aDa GF Ni, AhAkz. BuLeh beKenaLanZ?".
- "Oi, do you have a boyfriend? I haven't got a GF. Can we introduce ourselves?" -(English Translation)

People who use "(y)" which means good , are considered as Poklens.

Origin of the Term
The Term 'Poklen' came from the word 'Portland' from the early days. Portland is a town or city in UK and are known to have a very bad football team. So in a way they were branded as losers. So as people in Brunei prefer to support Manchester United or Liverpool, people began to insult others in reference to the losing team. The term has consequently evolved to define the teenagers that resides in Kampong Ayer that likes to wear inappropriate and mismatched clothes.

Women are often misunderstood by men. That’s why men should know the words used by women to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminologies..

Here are the top 9 words women often use to hide their feelings:

1. “Fine”
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. “Five Minutes”
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. “Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. “Go Ahead”
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.

5. “Loud Sigh”
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. “That’s Okay”
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. “Thanks”
A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say “you’re welcome”. (I want to add in a clause here – this is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot” – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome” … that will bring on ‘whatever’).

8. “Whatever”
Is a women’s way of saying F-YOU!

9. “Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it”
Another dangerous statement, meaning you knew it had to be done but you were lazy to do it and had to wait till i came home to do it. Men should automatically know it has to be done, also, this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘what’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.