ASIAN PARENTS

• you aren't allowed to have a relationship during your teenage years.
• you are allowed to have a relationship once you've finished university.
• everything you do beside homework is a waste of time.
• rice for breakfast, rice for lunch, rice for dinner.
• if you want to go out with your friends, you have to let them know where you're going, why you're going, and when you'll be back to eat some more rice.
• if you are the only girl, they will not let you out as frequently as they will to your brothers.
• they will chase you around the house with a belt if you misbehave.
• they are over-protective.
• they do not believe in allowance.
• they do not believe in "being grounded" but do believe in giving long lectures.
• if you ask them if you can go out with your friends, they will give you an hour lecture about getting raped.
• you aren't allowed to bring food or water near the computer/laptop.
• you have to eat your food at the table.
• they will tell you how much clothes you've gone in your wardrobe when you ask them to buy new ones.
• they are cheap
• they go grocery shopping every weekend.
• after you make a mess, you clean it.
• they expect too much from you